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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

me

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

me

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valerieresin:

Me

valerieresin:

Me

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officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

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relahvant:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

is this 50 shades of grey

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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
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the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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